
This week I has mostly been drinking…
Harbin Wheat Beer
http://pandalabs.pandasecurity.com/
All the latest on the cyber-war between the wikileak Narodniks and the contra-hacktivista “patriots”.
Including information on this:
The ‘Low Orbit Ion Cannon’ a Distributed Denial of service attack device deployed by the pro-wikileaks Narodniks. Unfortunately for them it doesn’t hide their IP addresses leading to the first real ‘victim’ of this war a 16 year old arrested by Dutch Police .
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/09/operation_payback_anonymous_wikileaks_infowar_latest/page2.html
‘M.I.C (as in ‘made-in-china’ or M-I-C) gadget is a blog about life in China and subculture It includes knockoffs, funny gadgets, Chinese food, events and everything else’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUEdnoA5_Ak
Li on covert mission in Russia?
‘The Ministry of Schadenfreude’
‘Things don’t seem to be going well for the Ministry of Sound – the largest independent label in the United Kingdom.
First, they decided to sue alleged file-sharers, which have placed them on the wrong side of the public relations battle.
Second, their quest to obtain the identities of about 100+ suspected file-sharers was squashed last month as a UK court delayed proceeding until at least January 2011 (thanks to the massive ACS:Law data breach).
Now the MOS has found out that BT Broadband has deleted 20,000 out of 25,000 records of suspected file-sharers; records that the MOS wanted preserved.’
So children – don’t buy music from the Ministry of Sound because they don’t like Pirates.
A classic Tommy Cooper gag:
I said to the Gym instructor
“Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said,
“How flexible are you?”
I said,
“I can’t make Tuesdays”
Li seen boarding ship….
Where will he go next?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1SS7owyLbw
Take time to see the wonders of the world
To see the things you’ve only ever heard of
Dream life the way you think it ought to be
See things you thought you’d never ever see
Take a train to China or a plane to Spain
Go round the world again and again
Meet a girl on a boat meet a boy on a train
And fall in love without the pain
Everybody needs love and adventure
Everybody needs cash to spend
Everybody needs love and affection
Everybody needs two or three friends
These are the things
These are the things
The things that dreams are made of
These are the things
These are the things
The things that dreams are made of
Take a lift to the top of the Empire State
Take a drive across the Golden Gate
March, march, march across Red Square
Do all the things you’ve never dared
Like fun and money and food and love
And things you never thought of
These are the things
These are the things
The things that dreams are made of
New York, ice cream, TV, travel, good times
Norman Wisdom, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, good times
Captain Cloggy and I are puzzled as to the whereabouts of Master-Li.
We’ve looked for him at his lab in Wassat Moor, the Leg ‘o Mutton and the Institute of Vapour Mechanics said he was on ‘sabbatical’.
Therefore Cloggy has sent me on a mission – to track down Li.
Luckily, he has left us a series of clues…..
http://www.123posters.com/art/journey1.htm
The journey of five thousand miles begins with a single step.
Australia once a penal colony is now an internet prison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cjrp23lBSM
a trip down memory lane
“Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I’ve held
It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul
I want to leave, you will not miss me…”
“And if you must, go to work – tomorrow
Well, if I were you I really wouldn’t bother
For there are brighter sides to life
And I should know, because I’ve seen them
But not very often …”
http://www.facebook.com/pages/StumbleUpon/6129039822

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Seriously WTF?
Facebook IS evil.
…and here are some people who agree with me:
http://dube.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/top-10-reasons-facebook-is-evil/
http://blogs.economictimes.indiatimes.com/tech-now/entry/it-s-official-facebook-is
http://www.facebookhaters.com/?p=3
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/11/technology/11facebook.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all
“Tinfoil Hat Tuesday”
‘The LHC will implode the Moon or PUT OUT THE SUN’
Proton-billiards miscue might pocket the black (hole)
See:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/16/lhc_sun_moon_doom/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmc2STzMOT4
Now you can watch the whole Trans-Siberian train journey in real time.
See also:
http://www.google.ru/intl/ru/landing/transsib/en.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/16/sink_the_bismark/
Scots unleash world’s strongest beer
………..41% ABV ‘Sink the Bismarck’ torpedoes German rival
‘A Scottish brewer appears to have torpedoed a German rival’s claim to the world’s strongest beer, by bottling a “quadruple IPA” weighing in at a liver-bashing 41 per cent ABV.’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkREt4ZB-ck
J K Rowling
Mattresses
“No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from life. They are large, friendly, pocket-sprung creatures that live quiet, private lives in the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seems to mind this and all of them are called Zem.
Mattresses make a variety of noises that are not supposed to be able to be made by other lifeforms throughout the galaxy, such as willomies, gobbers, flurs, and glurries. Those being only a few examples.
Mattresses are also capable of doing things floopily, meaning in a floopy manner. “
See: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mattresses
http://www.walkerscandy.com/peppermint.html
Merry Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUYEPBNg474
Virtual Art
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubwfhWl7D3o
Come and have a go , if you think you’re hard enough……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bly9T5sdSYg
Awesome online collaboration.