Rockall Times: UK Residency Language Test

Warning: Snowflakes and those easily offended please don’t read

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html

More NSFW humour from the pages of the Rockall Times

Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/20060203135838/http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html

Update: this is way more offensive than I remember it

Lycos Tripod – Multimania Rogers Profanisaurus

Parental advisory

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm

Wayback machine access:

https://web.archive.org/web/2018*/http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm

It may be a little out of date but this site contains the text of Rogers Profanisaurus – the Viz comic’s collection of common (and made up) British swear words. Warning! Swearing, Profanity, Obscenity, and Sexist, Oh and did I mention Offensive?