Uncle Nolli’s Feng-shui Astral Horoscopes
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Gemini: 22 May-21 June:
As Pluto, wearing only a towelling bathrobe and a wry smile, walks in on
Mercury, who is just out of the shower, you can expect a week of minor but
somehow long-lasting embarassments.
Oops!
Lucky salted snack: Cheesy Wotsits.