{"id":975,"date":"2005-02-21T15:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-21T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.co.uk\/SU\/?p=975"},"modified":"2021-11-19T23:58:08","modified_gmt":"2021-11-19T15:58:08","slug":"975","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/975\/","title":{"rendered":"Rockall Times: UK Residency Language Test"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060203135838\/http:\/\/www.therockalltimes.co.uk\/2005\/02\/21\/linguistic-test.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"257\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Screenshot-2021-11-11-at-16.05.27-1024x257.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Screenshot-2021-11-11-at-16.05.27-1024x257.png 1024w, 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-file.png 610w, https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-file-300x197.png 300w, https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-file-458x300.png 458w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Warning: Snowflakes and those easily offended please don&#8217;t read<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><s>http:\/\/www.therockalltimes.co.uk\/2005\/02\/21\/linguistic-test.html<\/s><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More NSFW humour from the pages of the Rockall Times<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wayback Machine:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060203135838\/http:\/\/www.therockalltimes.co.uk\/2005\/02\/21\/linguistic-test.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060203135838\/http:\/\/www.therockalltimes.co.uk\/2005\/02\/21\/linguistic-test.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Update<\/strong>: this is way more offensive than I remember it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.therockalltimes.co.uk\/2005\/02\/21\/linguistic-test.html More NSFW humour from the pages of the Rockall Times Wayback Machine: https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060203135838\/http:\/\/www.therockalltimes.co.uk\/2005\/02\/21\/linguistic-test.html Update: this is way more offensive than I remember 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