best of craigslist: Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

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Obi-ron Paul-obi

“Widely respected for his stubborn belief that the whole universe should be run just like his neighborhood on the backwater planet Tatooine, Obi-ron spends a lot of time wistfully remembering the Old Republic.

He practices a peculiar interpretation of The Force, in which reducing government to only local control and returning to the gold standard is the answer.

While his anti-Empire foreign policy excites the Rebel Alliance, it’s pretty much a Jedi mind trick. He’s still a crazy old guy living in the desert.”

This guide to the presidential election makes as much sense as any of the others I have seen.

OldNol