{"id":65,"date":"2010-10-23T00:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T00:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.co.uk\/SU\/?p=65"},"modified":"2010-10-23T00:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T00:20:00","slug":"tommy-cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes-telegraph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/tommy-cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes-telegraph\/","title":{"rendered":"Tommy Cooper dominates list of best jokes &#8211; Telegraph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/theatre\/comedy\/8078185\/Tommy-Cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes.html\">http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/theatre\/comedy\/8078185\/Tommy-Cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/theatre\/comedy\/8078185\/Tommy-Cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"460\" height=\"288\" src=\"http:\/\/i.telegraph.co.uk\/telegraph\/multimedia\/archive\/01487\/tommydone_1487504c.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A classic Tommy Cooper gag:<\/p>\n<p> I said to the Gym instructor<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can you teach me to do the splits?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He said,<br \/>\n&#8220;How flexible are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said,<br \/>\n&#8220;I can&#8217;t make Tuesdays&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/theatre\/comedy\/8078185\/Tommy-Cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes.html A classic Tommy Cooper gag: I said to the Gym instructor &#8220;Can you teach me to do the splits?&#8221; He said, &#8220;How flexible are you?&#8221; I said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t make Tuesdays&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wordpress2blogger"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2294,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/2294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}