{"id":590,"date":"2006-08-23T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.co.uk\/SU\/?p=590"},"modified":"2021-11-09T14:22:50","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T06:22:50","slug":"590","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/590\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons to set your location to: Royston Vasey"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RoystonVasey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RoystonVasey.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2741\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RoystonVasey.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RoystonVasey-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<p><del>http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/city\/royston_vasey\/<\/del><\/p>\n<p><em>Sorry, Stumbleupon no longer exists &#8211; it was a great online community \u00a0similar to (but before) Tumblr until the people who ran it broke it.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>SU Population = 5<br \/><\/b><br \/>Calling all stumblers:<\/p>\n<p>Move to Royston Vasey, you know it makes sense.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine if you move to Royston Vasey you will:<\/p>\n<p>1) Be able to tell foreigners that they won&#8217;t have heard of where you live &#8216;unless you are local&#8217;<br \/>2) Politely decline to post your location on people&#8217;s guest maps , because &#8216;Where I live isn&#8217;t listed.&#8217;<br \/>3) NOT appear on google earth and therefore be safe from spy satellites,<br \/>4) Never leave,<br \/>5) Go swimming in our incredibly shallow gene pool.<br \/>6) er&#8230;<br \/>7)&#8230;that&#8217;s it<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/city\/royston_vasey\/ Sorry, Stumbleupon no longer exists &#8211; it was a great online community \u00a0similar to (but before) Tumblr until the people who ran it broke it.\u00a0 SU Population = 5Calling all stumblers: Move to Royston Vasey, you know it makes &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/590\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-stumbleupon","category-uk"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2744,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions\/2744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}