{"id":502,"date":"2006-12-22T05:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.co.uk\/SU\/?p=502"},"modified":"2006-12-22T05:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T05:08:00","slug":"502","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/502\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Robot Santa: <\/b>“Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!”<\/i><\/p>\n

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He knows when your are sleeping,
\nHe knows when you’re on the can,
\nHe’ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
\nOhh,
\nYou better not breathe, you better not move,
\nYou’re better off dead, I’m telling you, dude.
\nSanta Claus is gunning you down!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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