{"id":384,"date":"2007-07-03T12:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.co.uk\/SU\/?p=384"},"modified":"2007-07-03T12:39:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-03T12:39:00","slug":"384","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/384\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Adopted on 4 July 1776, the Declaration of Independence reflects the issue at the centre of American Revolution: spelling reforms visited on the colonies by the British crown.<\/p>\n

The Congress were determined that their language would not be standardised by a distant king using language different to theirs.<\/p>\n

A young representative from the Connecticut delegation, Noah Webster, was responsible for inserting deliberate misspellings – such as ‘facred Hono[u]r’ – to signal the new country’s defiance of Samuel Johnson.<\/p>\n

Other grievances against the evil King George W listed in the original text include:
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\n * He hath Infulted uf repeatedly.
\n * He hath Degraded our humble Dignity.
\n * He hath Terrorized uf for no apparent reafon.
\n * He hath otherwife Fcared the Living Fhit out of uf guyf.
\n * He hath ordered Pizza and other Delicacief anonymoufly and without our Permiffion, forcing uf to pick up the Tab. “<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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