{"id":382,"date":"2007-07-10T08:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T08:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.co.uk\/SU\/?p=382"},"modified":"2007-07-10T08:12:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-10T08:12:00","slug":"382","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nolligan.ie\/SU\/382\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ecky-Thump Master Dan Cruickshank <\/b>demonstrates his skill,
\npictured at Rawtenstall Effluence Treatment Centre,
\nLancashire.<\/center><\/p>\n

Ecky-Thump <\/b>(pronounced ehk-ee thoooomp<\/i>) is an ancient and traditional martial art originating from Lancaster, Lancashire in Northern England.<\/p>\n

“Similar but superior to Kung Fu in many respects, it utilizes long, fierce-looking Black Puddings in place of more inferior Eastern weaponry.<\/p>\n

Practitioners of the martial art are easily distinguished through their ritualistic flat caps and accompanying whippets.<\/p>\n

Learned Historians and fans of sausage generally agree that Ecky-Thump began to take form in 1611, in response to the need for townsfolk to defend themselves against the Lancashire witches said to live in Pendle Forest.<\/p>\n

Recent speculation has linked its development in part to the related martial art form of Ken Do’dd. <\/i>”<\/p>\n

Master-Li http:\/\/master-li.stumbleupon.com\/ is considered by many to be a deft exponent of this northern martial art. His pudding collection is rumoured to be one of the finest this side of the Pennines.<\/p>\n

“Mighty is the word of the Master.”
\nhttp:\/\/master-li.stumbleupon.com\/review\/11069558\/
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