Uncle Nolli’s Astro-Tarot-Feng Shui Horoscopes

This week:

Neptune, the planet of true and eternal love, moves into Pisces, the sign of feeling angry because the dishwasher has been filled up badly. Meanwhile, Mercury attempts to reverse into a really small space in Capricorn this week, and ends up scraping the paintwork. He should have used his wing mirrors, and so should you.

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