Uncle Nolli’s Astro-Tarot-Feng Shui Horoscopes

This week:

22 June-22 July
With Jupiter, the sign of green vegetables moving into Aries, you could find fulfilment this week in an organically grown courgette roasted lightly at Gas Mark 6 for 10 minutes on a revolving toasting fork with some Patum Peperium.

But you should avoid contact with haddock. Don’t ask me why;
I’m just doing my job.

Lucky cheese: Lymeswold

P.S. Don’t forget the Chianti, or failing that some nice moderately priced non-vintage domestic champagne.